I am a chill woman. I am not in a hurry to find someone whom I can be in a serious and long-term relationship with. I know it takes time to really get to know someone. I am looking for a man who wants to take things slow.

Despite my saucy pic, I'm not here just for sex. I'm just looking for a bit of excitement. Things have gotten a little boring and I need to find someone who's into trying new things. Who'd like to join me?

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

Currently single and a friend of mine told me to just go to a pub to find a new guy, but f**k that! We've got the internet for those kinds of things nowadays, right?!

I hope your day is as great as my stunning body. I don't want to boast or anything, but you will not find another body that is as hot and as voluptuous as mine. Chat me up if you agree!

My biggest fantasy would be fucking on top of the dining table and having my arsehole filled with sweet cream. Of course, there's a lot of foreplay first. And that involves sloppy blowjobs and handjobs just to see who is going to blow first. I hope y...

It is incredibly hard to find someone just to talk to, without being judged. Much harder after they found out who I am. I'm here hoping to start a conversation and make a new friend. Wanna help me out?

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....