When I was younger, I used to blow my dad’s credit card. I got better as I grew older. Now I’m really at blowing dicks. Do you want to test my skills? If you are determined and a blondie, send me a message and let’s have fun.

If you think you've experienced everything there is in the bedroom, then clearly you haven't met me yet. I can do things that will make you question my sanity. If you think you can handle my weird and crazy-ass shits, feel free to leave me a wonderfu...

I have fake tits and a fake personality, but who cares about that. We both know you're going to like me anyway. I don't have any standards or whatsoever. Just don't be a dick! Especially if yours is a lot smaller than mine.

I am a whole package, looks, personality, career- I have them all! The only thing that has ever been missing is some nice company to enjoy things with. I'm used to that but a male presence would be nice now and again.

Yes, I drink. Yes, I smoke. Yes, I do stupid stuff when I get piss ass drunk. I often drunk text the guys I really like, then wake up embarrassed looking at the messages on my phone. I am not the bad guy. Hitler's the bad guy!

I do not know how to define myself but in my heart and dreams- I'm a woman. I so love being able to look in the mirror and see the woman looking back at me despite what others see. So, I guess that gives you a hint with what you're getting into?