Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a pair of pretty twin boobies and a beautiful cock too!

I identify as a queer which means I'm unpredictable. Since I was about 7, I've found myself attracted to men and it seemed at first I was never quite attracted to girls the same way other guys were.

I'm undeniable kinky! And right at this moment, I want to have a little naughty play. So, stop what you're doing right now and cum. Why don't you have fun with me?

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

There may be times I feel like not getting out of bed. Sometimes I don't feel like putting on makeup. Other times I don't even feel doing anything fun at all, but when I'm in the mood, oh you better be on your best behavior. I whip! =)

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...