I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

There is nothing finer in the world than losing myself in an excellent book, I love Kresley Cole, E.L James, and Charlotte Roche. I can lose myself in for a few hours, and forget the stress I am under. Pure escape!

I do not know how to define myself but in my heart and dreams- I'm a woman. I so love being able to look in the mirror and see the woman looking back at me despite what others see. So, I guess that gives you a hint with what you're getting into?

Following a few frustrations with men in my life previously, I have opted to stay alone. At this stage of my life, I'm hoping to find a man who doesn't mind keeping things strictly casual.

I hate drama and trashy perfection of physical appearance. I don't waste money for clothes, heels and make up. I actually can shop for less than an hour. Would you be interested in someone like me?

Life is too short to be cautious every time you want to try anything new. There is a thin line between being cautious and being a coward. I hate both. If you are the kind of guy who thinks twice before doing something crazy, then you are not the righ...