My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.

Do you know that blowjobs do not come from the mouth? I honestly believe that they come from the heart. I’m looking for someone who can let me blow, not only his dick but also his mind. Let me assure you I can do both at the same time.

I may be old but I am young at heart. I am free of all my emotional baggage and am here looking for a good time. I am not asking for much, I just want to be desired again. Do you think I am seeking the impossible?

No to potential creeps! I greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and like to be silly at times but is there anyone here who would be willing to enjoy those things with me? It takes two to tango, right?

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.

Last night, I found myself laying in bed looking at the space next to me, asking myself why am I alone. Bad karma has played a part for sure, but it can't all be bad karma. I figure I need to stop knocking so many men back and thinking perfection is ...