First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.

I have heard that men can only think with their penis. I don’t really give a fuck. I’m not afraid to blow your mind and your cock. Just let me know which do you prefer most so we can focus on what you want.

It is incredibly hard to find someone just to talk to, without being judged. Much harder after they found out who I am. I'm here hoping to start a conversation and make a new friend. Wanna help me out?

Do you like a women with high sex drive who will let you do anything that you desire just about whenever and wherever? If you are, then I am your WOMAN for sure.

I find men with eyeglasses very hot, though I find men who treat women with respect much more desirable. I'd like to meet a man who treats every other woman a princess but will treat me like a queen.

Currently single and a friend of mine told me to just go to a pub to find a new guy, but f**k that! We've got the internet for those kinds of things nowadays, right?!