I don't wish to have the perfect love story. I only wish for the most out-of-this-world, mind-blowing sex ever. It's a wish since it seems like I'll need a freaking genie to make it come true. I don't have great expectations of men. I hope it's not t...

I want to be nice... but I feel so naughty! I might be a cutie cupcake to look at... but inside hides a mind dirtier than Gru's farts! Sounds like someone you might like? Send me a message then!

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

My mind is filled with lustful thoughts about my ex and thinking about him only leads to sexual frustrations. I need someone willing to fill the void, a man who will bring back the joy and hope that I've been missing in life.

I usually spend my Sunday having naps, watching a movie or series on Netflix and having some naughty fun. I’m looking for someone who can spend this stressful day with me. As long as you’re not going to add up to my worries, we’re good for each...

There may be times I feel like not getting out of bed. Sometimes I don't feel like putting on makeup. Other times I don't even feel doing anything fun at all, but when I'm in the mood, oh you better be on your best behavior. I whip! =)