My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.

Oh hi! Is this the place where I can find someone who can give me the attention and appreciation that I know that I can give in return?

I am a young lady who wants nothing else but to enjoy this youth that the deities have given me. So if you’re looking for anything serious, you will definitely be better off without me. You’re just checking out the wrong person.

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.