There may be times I feel like not getting out of bed. Sometimes I don't feel like putting on makeup. Other times I don't even feel doing anything fun at all, but when I'm in the mood, oh you better be on your best behavior. I whip! =)

Last night, I found myself laying in bed looking at the space next to me, asking myself why am I alone. Bad karma has played a part for sure, but it can't all be bad karma. I figure I need to stop knocking so many men back and thinking perfection is ...

Currently single and a friend of mine told me to just go to a pub to find a new guy, but f**k that! We've got the internet for those kinds of things nowadays, right?!

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.

I am new to this hot to trot game but one thing is for sure, I am not afraid to experiment. But to play this game, all I want is someone who isn’t boring. Someone who is willing to mix things up. Let’s start with a brief introduction to each othe...