If I were to choose between someone who can please me and someone who can turn me on, I’d choose the one who can please me. There has always been something about pleasing that greatly turns me on. Do you know how to please a woman?

I have fake tits and a fake personality, but who cares about that. We both know you're going to like me anyway. I don't have any standards or whatsoever. Just don't be a dick! Especially if yours is a lot smaller than mine.

I hope your day is as great as my stunning body. I don't want to boast or anything, but you will not find another body that is as hot and as voluptuous as mine. Chat me up if you agree!

There is nothing finer in the world than losing myself in an excellent book, I love Kresley Cole, E.L James, and Charlotte Roche. I can lose myself in for a few hours, and forget the stress I am under. Pure escape!

I am a romantic goddess who can turn into a deadly seductress when I need to be. I fucked like 50 guys in the last two months and I still want more. Is there anyone out there who wants his sexual craving to be satisfied? Just let me know.

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.