Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...

I'm your diamond dreams because I'm a nice babe with a magic stick and I do have something special and unique to offer that men can't resist. Interested?

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

I drink a lot. I am usually drunk most days of the week but I can still perform well at work. That took a lot of practice though. I am looking for a man who can stay up drinking with me all night long. Who is up for the challenge?

My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.