I am here to snag a man who can not only teach me but show me how to have fun online. To be honest, I am relatively inexperienced but I hope you don’t mind my one minor flaw. I am a slow learner but at least, I am able to learn, right?

People say I'm boring. I can't really argue with that. I'm so boring you'd never meet someone who is so fascinated with walls like I am. I'm so fascinated with walls I enjoy being pushed roughly against it. Get my drift?

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

I have heard that men can only think with their penis. I don’t really give a fuck. I’m not afraid to blow your mind and your cock. Just let me know which do you prefer most so we can focus on what you want.

Do you like a women with high sex drive who will let you do anything that you desire just about whenever and wherever? If you are, then I am your WOMAN for sure.

My friends and family make fun of me because every time I see a guy, I claim he's hot and sexy. I guess my standards aren't very high when it comes to man. Anyway, I wouldn't mind making a new friend here whom I can talk to about anything.