I am the type of lady who loves taking short walks on the beach with a large glass of wine in my right hand. Get me drunk, and I promise to give you the most nerve-wracking anal sex of your life.

I am really good at twerking. If you want, I can do it on top of your face. But first, you must tell me something about yourself. By that, I mean something sensual. I would love to know about your fantasies and about the qualities that make you hot a...

Sometimes I pretend to be a normal gal, but the lustful beast inside of me keeps on coming out. I need to satisfy its needs or else I am going to crazy. Is there a man here capable of doing that?

I may be old but I am young at heart. I am free of all my emotional baggage and am here looking for a good time. I am not asking for much, I just want to be desired again. Do you think I am seeking the impossible?

I identify as a queer which means I'm unpredictable. Since I was about 7, I've found myself attracted to men and it seemed at first I was never quite attracted to girls the same way other guys were.

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.