I can't wait to have a conversation with a new friend. That one conversation that is not forced but I'd be thrilled to finally just reach a person who would message me right now. Sounds simple, right? I only have good intentions. :) Say hi and find o...

I am the kind of lady who will do everything just to get what she wants. I will continue sending messages to any man whom I believe is worth my time and effort. I’m not here asking for much, I simply want a man who can please me with his words.

I want to be nice... but I feel so naughty! I might be a cutie cupcake to look at... but inside hides a mind dirtier than Gru's farts! Sounds like someone you might like? Send me a message then!

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.

I find men with eyeglasses very hot, though I find men who treat women with respect much more desirable. I'd like to meet a man who treats every other woman a princess but will treat me like a queen.