If I were to choose between someone who can please me and someone who can turn me on, I’d choose the one who can please me. There has always been something about pleasing that greatly turns me on. Do you know how to please a woman?

My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.

I love to play with my toys and we are not talking Lego here. Well, it's all because I'm single and no one to play with. How silly is that? Anyway, when I think about what words describe me best I would say friendly, kind and kinky. If you want to kn...

When I was younger, I used to blow my dad’s credit card. I got better as I grew older. Now I’m really at blowing dicks. Do you want to test my skills? If you are determined and a blondie, send me a message and let’s have fun.

There may be times I feel like not getting out of bed. Sometimes I don't feel like putting on makeup. Other times I don't even feel doing anything fun at all, but when I'm in the mood, oh you better be on your best behavior. I whip! =)

The moment that I chose who I am today, I became so damn scared because I am almost close to perfection. There is only one thing missing, a mature and responsible man who can own me. Say it, “I sucked it so it’s mine.”