You may haven't heard about this yet but once you try "frank and beans" you don't EVER go back to "coochie". See now, I can satisfy you with what I've got.

I love to play with my toys and we are not talking Lego here. Well, it's all because I'm single and no one to play with. How silly is that? Anyway, when I think about what words describe me best I would say friendly, kind and kinky. If you want to kn...

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

I'm too nice, that's my big problem. I'd do anything for anyone and I get used too much. Same with my past relationships, when I'm in love, I tend to sacrifice everything just for him. Do you think I am just too polite?

I'm your diamond dreams because I'm a nice babe with a magic stick and I do have something special and unique to offer that men can't resist. Interested?

The only kind of relationship that I seek right now is friendship. I don't want a serious and romantic one but maybe, I can go with a sexual relationship. However, we should make sure first that no feelings will be involved when we do that.