I am the type of lady who loves taking short walks on the beach with a large glass of wine in my right hand. Get me drunk, and I promise to give you the most nerve-wracking anal sex of your life.

It is incredibly hard to find someone just to talk to, without being judged. Much harder after they found out who I am. I'm here hoping to start a conversation and make a new friend. Wanna help me out?

My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.

My mind is filled with lustful thoughts about my ex and thinking about him only leads to sexual frustrations. I need someone willing to fill the void, a man who will bring back the joy and hope that I've been missing in life.

When I was younger, I used to blow my dad’s credit card. I got better as I grew older. Now I’m really at blowing dicks. Do you want to test my skills? If you are determined and a blondie, send me a message and let’s have fun.

Dear Admirers, If you're into witty girls who you can actually have a laugh with and aren't easily offended by a naughty banter then let's talk! I am extra feminine, pretty as you can see, so sexy with a great set of boobs and a little extra down b...