People say you can't buy happiness, but this body costs me a lot, and it can bring happiness to any man alive. It's the same thing, isn't it? If you agree with me, chat me up. Let's see where our random banter takes us.

I have a weird obsession with quotes. I feel like smart people just have a firm grip on how I feel and they are just better at putting my feelings into words.

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

I'm too nice, that's my big problem. I'd do anything for anyone and I get used too much. Same with my past relationships, when I'm in love, I tend to sacrifice everything just for him. Do you think I am just too polite?

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.

I do like talking about myself but don't get me wrong, I am not a narcissist. It's just that I find it fun if someone wants to know things about me. It makes me feel special and somehow, wanted. Who among here would like to know more things about me?...