Want to know why you should choose me? That's because I have ways of transforming simple and ordinary conversations into exciting and thrilling ones. So you have to expect that we won't have any boring and uninteresting conversation at all.

I know that I’m not the only one who can pique your interest but let me tell you something, I am the hottest in that bunch. So don’t ignore me and don’t make me wait. I can offer more than the normal boring babes in here.

I am a whole package, looks, personality, career- I have them all! The only thing that has ever been missing is some nice company to enjoy things with. I'm used to that but a male presence would be nice now and again.

No to potential creeps! I greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and like to be silly at times but is there anyone here who would be willing to enjoy those things with me? It takes two to tango, right?

I am in my early thirties and I am lonely. I am a single lady who is looking for someone who can help me bring that spice back in my life. If you think you can light me up from inside in more ways than one, then you’re just exactly who I want.

I have fake tits and a fake personality, but who cares about that. We both know you're going to like me anyway. I don't have any standards or whatsoever. Just don't be a dick! Especially if yours is a lot smaller than mine.