If you think you've experienced everything there is in the bedroom, then clearly you haven't met me yet. I can do things that will make you question my sanity. If you think you can handle my weird and crazy-ass shits, feel free to leave me a wonderfu...

I drink a lot. I am usually drunk most days of the week but I can still perform well at work. That took a lot of practice though. I am looking for a man who can stay up drinking with me all night long. Who is up for the challenge?

Often busy with work, now hoping to find time for my personal satisfaction. My biggest turn on? It's when someone can make me smile even if I'm having a bad day.

10 years ago, I was in a relationship with a beautiful woman but then I woke up one day and realised that I loved what she has- big tits. Genetically lucky to have good looks, so sexy in stockings with an arse better than your wife :)

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...

There is nothing finer in the world than losing myself in an excellent book, I love Kresley Cole, E.L James, and Charlotte Roche. I can lose myself in for a few hours, and forget the stress I am under. Pure escape!