I value honesty and believe in the power of laughing to lessen awkward situations. There are also times that I laugh at myself too! So, if you're easily offended by humour and sarcasm then we might not totally hit it off because I can't stop telling ...

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

I usually spend my Sunday having naps, watching a movie or series on Netflix and having some naughty fun. I’m looking for someone who can spend this stressful day with me. As long as you’re not going to add up to my worries, we’re good for each...

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...

Two truths and a lie: 1. I do anal. 2. I don’t do anal. 3. I do anal. Chat me up to find out which one is true and maybe we can practice until we are both experts in making an anal rose. Are you in?

My thirst for sex, fun, and excitement grows every day and all that gives me satisfaction for my sexual fantasies and desires is a hot shower. It’s my way of practicing burning in hell. Yes, I am a sinner and do you want to sin with me?