Yes, I drink. Yes, I smoke. Yes, I do stupid stuff when I get piss ass drunk. I often drunk text the guys I really like, then wake up embarrassed looking at the messages on my phone. I am not the bad guy. Hitler's the bad guy!

Do you know that feeling when you're trying to see the greener grass on the other side but it turned out to be a fake grass? Life, sometimes, is full of funny mysteries. I'm one of those girls you would call a "Barbie"- fragile, sweet and sexy but wi...

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.

When I was younger, I used to blow my dad’s credit card. I got better as I grew older. Now I’m really at blowing dicks. Do you want to test my skills? If you are determined and a blondie, send me a message and let’s have fun.

My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.

The sad thing about being me is that I have very high standards. I am horny but I am young. I’m hoping to finally meet someone who can pass my standards. Holler if you want to know what I’m looking for. I’d let you know in a hurry if you can mo...