I am not going to put anything witty or informational in here. If you want to laugh watch some comedy. If you want to get to know me better, send me a message. It's really that simple. Do it now.

I identify as a queer which means I'm unpredictable. Since I was about 7, I've found myself attracted to men and it seemed at first I was never quite attracted to girls the same way other guys were.

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

The only reason I am here is because I am bored and lonely. I would like to find a fit stud who has a body that will make my eyes pop. For me, there is nothing more pleasing to the eyes than a man with rock hard abs and bulging biceps.

For me, the best moments in life happens unexpectedly. It can occur when you least expect it. Just like how the woman you are looking for happens to pass by as you are browsing through different profiles in a dating site.

I would rather be with a bad guy who knows how to fuck me nicely rather than settle with a goody two-shoes guy who only knows how to look good in public, but has a very poor performance in private.