I am a very serious person who is looking for a funny man. I’ve heard it all before. Funny men are dangerous because they can make you laugh and laugh just to realize later that you are already naked. I’m not scared. It’s what I personally want...

I'm looking for a partner in crime. Interested applicants must be smart, free-spirited, has a good sense of humor, and is packing five inches or longer. If you think you have what it takes to pass my standards, don't hesitate to leave a message.

Having breakfast in bed is something that I look forward to every morning. I am a sucker for breakfast food. But lately I’ve been craving something to satisfy me and it’s not food. If you know what I’m getting at, I hope you can message me soon...

You probably thought that I am one of the good and innocent women but I am sorry to say that you are quite wrong about that. I am nowhere near someone good nor innocent. In fact, I am a woman who is full of evil but you don't have to worry because I ...

Wait! Let me tell you first that I'm NOT an experiment! Many guys tend to ask silly questions, which is good but please, don't make me feel like you just need me for your fantasy. Get to know me first before asking me stuff about sex ( if I wanted se...

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...