It is ok to be open and ready, that is where the magic appears. I know a place where the magic can happen and if you'll come after me, I'll show you the way to that magical castle, YOU and ME!

No to potential creeps! I greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and like to be silly at times but is there anyone here who would be willing to enjoy those things with me? It takes two to tango, right?

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

I find men with eyeglasses very hot, though I find men who treat women with respect much more desirable. I'd like to meet a man who treats every other woman a princess but will treat me like a queen.

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...

Currently single and a friend of mine told me to just go to a pub to find a new guy, but f**k that! We've got the internet for those kinds of things nowadays, right?!