Warning! I tend to be crazy more often than not. So before you try to contact me and hit that send a message button, make sure that you are ready for a lady who is goofy all the fucking time. So, is anyone out there ready for me?

I'm not what they called "ladyboy". I am a female, I may not have all sexual body parts but I am a female. I am looking for someone who doesn't bother that I have big tits match with a big dick.

Currently single and a friend of mine told me to just go to a pub to find a new guy, but f**k that! We've got the internet for those kinds of things nowadays, right?!

Do you sometimes feel like a zombie? No direction, no social life, just waiting for a potential victim. I don't even know what I'm trying to say. Lol! I'm all alone, a busy woman with a hectic life and no one special in my life, living alone had its ...

I would describe myself as versatile; a combination of being top and bottom. The best of both worlds! Well, that's a wild one, isn't it? So, are you ready for a wild time? Because I am!

There is nothing special or noteworthy about me. I am your run-of-the-mill lady who enjoys every thing that life throws at me. I don't have any special talent or skills. I am nothing but an average lady who is looking for an average man.