I'm looking for a partner in crime. Interested applicants must be smart, free-spirited, has a good sense of humor, and is packing five inches or longer. If you think you have what it takes to pass my standards, don't hesitate to leave a message.

Truth be told. I have fake boobs and a fake personality. But who the fuck cares? Let’s be honest, you’re checking me out cause you find me fit and sexy. Hit me up! I know I can give you more than what your regular girl can offer.

One thing is for sure, I am not here to play games nor to have something temporary. For the first time in my life, I want something long-lasting. I want to find a man who can give me an unforgettable and memorable kind of love.

I may or may not have a drinking problem. I don't remember clearly because I tend to pass out all the time. If that doesn't turn you off, chat me up at any time. I'll try my best to reply as soon as possible.

I am a chill woman. I am not in a hurry to find someone whom I can be in a serious and long-term relationship with. I know it takes time to really get to know someone. I am looking for a man who wants to take things slow.

Currently single and a friend of mine told me to just go to a pub to find a new guy, but f**k that! We've got the internet for those kinds of things nowadays, right?!