Do you know that feeling when you're trying to see the greener grass on the other side but it turned out to be a fake grass? Life, sometimes, is full of funny mysteries. I'm one of those girls you would call a "Barbie"- fragile, sweet and sexy but wi...

I want to be nice... but I feel so naughty! I might be a cutie cupcake to look at... but inside hides a mind dirtier than Gru's farts! Sounds like someone you might like? Send me a message then!

When I was younger, I used to blow my dad’s credit card. I got better as I grew older. Now I’m really at blowing dicks. Do you want to test my skills? If you are determined and a blondie, send me a message and let’s have fun.

There may be times I feel like not getting out of bed. Sometimes I don't feel like putting on makeup. Other times I don't even feel doing anything fun at all, but when I'm in the mood, oh you better be on your best behavior. I whip! =)

I have heard that men can only think with their penis. I don’t really give a fuck. I’m not afraid to blow your mind and your cock. Just let me know which do you prefer most so we can focus on what you want.

I am not going to put anything witty or informational in here. If you want to laugh watch some comedy. If you want to get to know me better, send me a message. It's really that simple. Do it now.