I'm sick and tired of describing myself in different dating apps. It's no use making a witty bio because no one pays attention to them anyway. As such, you can just ask me anything, and I'll try my best to answer it as honestly as possible.

I am a single lady who doesn’t need to chew when eating a banana. I am here because I want to enjoy everything that life has to offer and create memories. I’m craving extraordinary moments in dirty and kinky ways.

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

I am horny and will only be satisfied by a lustful man who is sexually active and can fill me with the most erotic concepts that can come to mind. Any decent man with a wild inclination who can get me excited and hot to trot is welcome, with my legs ...

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.