I seem to always have embarrassing stories! What I remember was discovering a minute after coming out of the toilet in a public place that I tucked the fringe of my skirt into my undies! Would you be interested in someone like me? Well, sometimes I m...

The only thing I can tell you about myself is that I don't have a gag reflex. If that is not enough to get your attention, maybe the perfect control of my anal sphincter will.

Despite having a dick, I still feel like I am a real and true-born woman. And I do hope to find someone who also thinks that way, someone who can see my worth, and someone who will think that I am a woman who is precious enough to keep.

Yes, I drink. Yes, I smoke. Yes, I do stupid stuff when I get piss ass drunk. I often drunk text the guys I really like, then wake up embarrassed looking at the messages on my phone. I am not the bad guy. Hitler's the bad guy!

If you think you've experienced everything there is in the bedroom, then clearly you haven't met me yet. I can do things that will make you question my sanity. If you think you can handle my weird and crazy-ass shits, feel free to leave me a wonderfu...

I'm just a "lady" with a "skin flute" and a BIG thirst for warm creamy 100% man-made smoothies. That's it! I kinda hate this "small box" writing things about you and what you are looking for, it's always hard to know what to say. Let's just have some...