Some people refer to babes like us as complete weirdos or a freak of nature. Well, they're not completely wrong, but they are not right either. I am not a weirdo. I am nothing but an ordinary babe who knows how to be a total freak in the bedroom.

If you want to know how it feels like to be in heaven, worry no more because now, I am here. I may not be born as a real woman but I have the skills and abilities to make you feel as if you are in heaven and in cloud nine.

I am a rare lady who doesn’t want anything more than a shag. I am too busy with work that I don’t have time for commitment and daily conversations with a boyfriend. All I want is a partner whom I can fuck every time I want to.

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

I do not know how to define myself but in my heart and dreams- I'm a woman. I so love being able to look in the mirror and see the woman looking back at me despite what others see. So, I guess that gives you a hint with what you're getting into?

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...