I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.

Me? I'm just a woman with simple needs. That might seem like a strange thing for someone to say without explanation, so let me explain. I have never been a very social person. I wasn't exactly the person that you would find in the bar on the weekend....

It's hard to resist a man who's packing six inches and above. I don't mean to belittle duds with small dicks, but I would prefer to be assfucked by a guy with a huge cock over a boy with a micropenis.

Yes, I drink. Yes, I smoke. Yes, I do stupid stuff when I get piss ass drunk. I often drunk text the guys I really like, then wake up embarrassed looking at the messages on my phone. I am not the bad guy. Hitler's the bad guy!

I might be a bit out of practice when it comes to flirting but I'll try my best! So, which Hottie would dare to take on this extremely horny, round breasted lady with a nice bum and sexy body?