SURPRISE! I came on here to get the benefits of the growing love amongst you guys out there for a "woman with love stick". I may be shy but there's a wild urge underneath that isn't being satisfied. So, if you wanna flirt with me you must be able to ...

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.

My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

My thirst for sex, fun, and excitement grows every day and all that gives me satisfaction for my sexual fantasies and desires is a hot shower. It’s my way of practicing burning in hell. Yes, I am a sinner and do you want to sin with me?

Last night, I found myself laying in bed looking at the space next to me, asking myself why am I alone. Bad karma has played a part for sure, but it can't all be bad karma. I figure I need to stop knocking so many men back and thinking perfection is ...