When I was younger, I used to blow my dad’s credit card. I got better as I grew older. Now I’m really at blowing dicks. Do you want to test my skills? If you are determined and a blondie, send me a message and let’s have fun.

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

I seem to always have embarrassing stories! What I remember was discovering a minute after coming out of the toilet in a public place that I tucked the fringe of my skirt into my undies! Would you be interested in someone like me? Well, sometimes I m...

I have heard that men can only think with their penis. I don’t really give a fuck. I’m not afraid to blow your mind and your cock. Just let me know which do you prefer most so we can focus on what you want.

No to potential creeps! I greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and like to be silly at times but is there anyone here who would be willing to enjoy those things with me? It takes two to tango, right?

I am not looking for a good-looking man. As long as you know how to properly treat and appreciate a woman, then we’re almost perfect for each other. Aside from that, I easily get along with active men with a witty mind.