I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

Pros of dating me: 1. I'll always listen and never judge 2. Sometimes I am funny 3. Inappropriate jokes 4. Pants are optional in my presence 5. Always down for kinky stuff Cons of dating me: 1. Zero. I am a Goddess.

I don't want to come off superficial but I could say that I'm not your typical woman because just like a real man, I'm independent, self-made, educated and with a generous heart.

I'm really good at sucking all the frustration out of my lovers. You might believe me now, so I will be doing anything to prove my sensuality to you. Just think about what you want me to do. I expect to hear from you soon. I'll be looking forward to ...

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.

No to potential creeps! I greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and like to be silly at times but is there anyone here who would be willing to enjoy those things with me? It takes two to tango, right?