I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

I do not know how to define myself but in my heart and dreams- I'm a woman. I so love being able to look in the mirror and see the woman looking back at me despite what others see. So, I guess that gives you a hint with what you're getting into?

I can't wait to have a conversation with a new friend. That one conversation that is not forced but I'd be thrilled to finally just reach a person who would message me right now. Sounds simple, right? I only have good intentions. :) Say hi and find o...

Last night, I found myself laying in bed looking at the space next to me, asking myself why am I alone. Bad karma has played a part for sure, but it can't all be bad karma. I figure I need to stop knocking so many men back and thinking perfection is ...

I want to be nice... but I feel so naughty! I might be a cutie cupcake to look at... but inside hides a mind dirtier than Gru's farts! Sounds like someone you might like? Send me a message then!

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.