I am not here to start a relationship, I have had enough of that. What I am here for right now is a fun adventure and nothing too serious.

My mind is filled with lustful thoughts about my ex and thinking about him only leads to sexual frustrations. I need someone willing to fill the void, a man who will bring back the joy and hope that I've been missing in life.

It is ok to be open and ready, that is where the magic appears. I know a place where the magic can happen and if you'll come after me, I'll show you the way to that magical castle, YOU and ME!

Pros of dating me: 1. I'll always listen and never judge 2. Sometimes I am funny 3. Inappropriate jokes 4. Pants are optional in my presence 5. Always down for kinky stuff Cons of dating me: 1. Zero. I am a Goddess.

Guys have often commented on the size and bulge of my ballpants, and if I'm being completely truthful, I love it! I love the attention, the looks and the compliments. Even though I do play it down a lot.

I am looking for a long-term friendship with someone who is aware of the two fundamentals of a good and lasting relationship. What are those? 1. He should be able to make me smile. 2. He should be able to captivate me with his charismatic mind.