No to potential creeps! I greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and like to be silly at times but is there anyone here who would be willing to enjoy those things with me? It takes two to tango, right?

I have a hidden treasure and I do not want to let go. Would you like to know what it is? It is a treasure that someone like me wants to have.

I'm just comfortable having a conversation with someone only after disclosing that I'm not a real woman. So guys, please be gentle. It hurts when you're just going to look at me as your fetish. Remember, I'm still a woman at heart and not just your s...

I am looking for my prince charming and knight in shining armour. They don't necessarily need to be the same person, if you know what I mean. I don't believe in monogamy. My beauty is just too great to be owned only by one person.

Rather than me, I would like to talk about you instead. I just feel like there is something special about you, and I would be very pleased if you could tell me what it is. Besides, my life is quite boring. Except if you consider getting weird looks f...

There are just a few life rules that I live by: 1. Fuck hard 2. Talk dirty 3. Laugh deep 4. Eat well Having said that, all I need is someone to do it with. If you are interested, hit me up. Life is too short to be boring.