I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

No to potential creeps! I greatly enjoy intellectual conversations and like to be silly at times but is there anyone here who would be willing to enjoy those things with me? It takes two to tango, right?

Kiss me. Fuck me. Stay with me. Those are the three things that I want you to do to me. Don't get me wrong, I don't want any commitments nor any relationships. I just want to have some temporary fun and entertainment.

Flirting and getting sexual are two of my favorite things. I am not into anything serious and definitely do not want something complicated. I am looking for a new adventure with someone who has self-control but loves being told what to do.

There is nothing finer in the world than losing myself in an excellent book, I love Kresley Cole, E.L James, and Charlotte Roche. I can lose myself in for a few hours, and forget the stress I am under. Pure escape!

I am not here to start a relationship, I have had enough of that. What I am here for right now is a fun adventure and nothing too serious.