Currently single and a friend of mine told me to just go to a pub to find a new guy, but f**k that! We've got the internet for those kinds of things nowadays, right?!

It is incredibly hard to find someone just to talk to, without being judged. Much harder after they found out who I am. I'm here hoping to start a conversation and make a new friend. Wanna help me out?

I am not here to start a relationship, I have had enough of that. What I am here for right now is a fun adventure and nothing too serious.

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.

I can't wait to have a conversation with a new friend. That one conversation that is not forced but I'd be thrilled to finally just reach a person who would message me right now. Sounds simple, right? I only have good intentions. :) Say hi and find o...

I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.