I was born a man but nothing manly about me, except for, you know. It's obvious, I have tits that stick out like a bumper of your car, a banana that is so yummy in its own ways and a gorgeous smile that will definitely get your attention.

A complete feminine in every respect, but has a penis or should I say, a straight woman with a twist? Don't be confused, that's who I am. I'm here to find someone who gets aroused just by seeing a sexy woman with big breasts, a stunning body, and who...

It will always be hard to resist a mad man who is also a great gentleman on the inside. I want to find a guy who can make me naughty and nice all at the same time. Do you think you’re the one? I hope you know what to do.

Do you have big feet? I hope you’re aware of what they say about people with big feet. I definitely want someone who can fuck me rough and hard all over the place without minding wherever we may be and whoever may be around.

Do you sometimes feel like a zombie? No direction, no social life, just waiting for a potential victim. I don't even know what I'm trying to say. Lol! I'm all alone, a busy woman with a hectic life and no one special in my life, living alone had its ...

My friends say that I am too vain, rebellious, crazy, socially selective, and easily offended by a hint of naughty banter. Let's just say I'm the unique walking opposite of that.