I have heard that men can only think with their penis. I don’t really give a fuck. I’m not afraid to blow your mind and your cock. Just let me know which do you prefer most so we can focus on what you want.

I want to be nice... but I feel so naughty! I might be a cutie cupcake to look at... but inside hides a mind dirtier than Gru's farts! Sounds like someone you might like? Send me a message then!

First thing's first, if it isn't obvious, I was born a man. As you can see, I'm a lady with a certain sex appeal, keen wit and a "cucumber" that tastes like strawberries.

I'm your diamond dreams because I'm a nice babe with a magic stick and I do have something special and unique to offer that men can't resist. Interested?

If I were to choose between someone who can please me and someone who can turn me on, I’d choose the one who can please me. There has always been something about pleasing that greatly turns me on. Do you know how to please a woman?

I'm looking for a partner in crime. Interested applicants must be smart, free-spirited, has a good sense of humor, and is packing five inches or longer. If you think you have what it takes to pass my standards, don't hesitate to leave a message.